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With one I kill people, with both I have fun. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I? In the case of guns, they even "ejaculate" bullets, while swords tend to have a suggestive shape, guard positions where the hilt is held crotch height, and thrusting attacks.
Even better if they are combined bayonets on guns are the simplest applications of this, as well as any syringe-like weapon or carried inside a man's pants. Subtrope of Freud Was Right. It's exactly as phallic as it sounds, and the source of an enormous number of off-colour jokes about a particular era and genre of animation. In Death Note Mello keeps a gun down the front of his trousers.
Down the front of his laced, skintight, leather trousers. Considering this is seen after giving his challenge to Near, one wonders if he's compensating for something else too Happens oh-so often in Gunsmith Cats. Unsurprising, given the two themes of the show are "guns" and "fanservice.
With that fat pink thing of yours! Guess what he usually pulls out of those shorts? Despite the fact that you can see the gun tucked into his waistband in a couple of episodes, for years fans have made jokes about his "secret hiding place".
Sensui's Kazuya personality's gun-arm. This is lampshaded in the dub: Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro has a killer keep a ridiculously long revolver down the front of his pants. The guy is a huge parody of Eagleland attitudes, so he's not the most subtle person around. In Gamaran there's Zenmaru's great katana, Sadanaga: In Bleach , Szayel releases his Resurreccion form by swallowing his sword.
Mayuri Kurotsuchi keeps his sword sheathe hanging between his legs. Pesche keeps his sword in his loincloth. Zanpakutou in general have the Fan Nickname of "Soul Penis"—it has a Meaningful Name , its size grows and shrinks relative to the user's power level and control, and Ichigo was repeatedly described as wielding a zanpakutou "as long as he is tall". In Black Cat , after smashing Train into the wall, Creed rants about how his disappointment and anger toward Train has caused his imaginary sword to grow enormous in strength and size.
While holding a rose between his teeth, no less. Most notably, magic swords that you draw from your lover's heart. In Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann , the Daigunzan is a huge robot shaped like a ship, that has a huge blade-like part attached to the groin, shaped like the front part of a ship.
During the Battle For Teppelin, it rams itself into Dekabutsu's huge hammer, pointy end first, only to leave it stuck and detonate it, creating an opening for Gurren-Lagann to enter. This is not even getting into all the drills the protagonist uses to penetrate the heavens.
Such a nice replica. Puella Magi Madoka Magica: It seems that the happier Mami is, the bigger her magical rifles become, such as during episode 3 after Madoka says the she wants to be by her side. The sandworm Witch that kills her in that very same episode embodies this trope even better.
When Kyouko has to kill Oktavia in episode 8, it seems that her chain-javelin is far bigger than usual. Her target is Sayaka. Sayaka's lashing out by hitting a Witch to a bloody mess can be seen as venting out her sexual frustration. Because she did not get the guy.
In Berserk , Word of God mentioned in an interview that Guts' BFSs not only represent his strength and determination, but also his virility. So it's no surprise that he managed to get Casca pregnant rather quickly upon returning to the Hawks. From InuYasha , the Tetsusaiga. Its normal state is a normal rusted sword, but when pulled out, it becomes larger with hair coming out of the hilt, with various energy attacks coming out of it for dealing death blows.
Oh, and Inuyasha often holds it at crotch level. In a blink-and-you-miss-it gag , a huge cannon unfolds from the cyborg's crotch. It protruded from his hip. And just to drive the phallic nature of it home, he had to grab it with one hand to aim it. The only way it could have been more obvious is if they'd made it a pump-action.
In Gate , the peasants describe the Panzerfaust as looking like a giant steel cock. Giger occasionally uses guns as a yonic metaphor. Google "Birth Machine" for an example. Goes something like this: They have bigger dicks?! It's a subconscious desire to project the penis into other people's affairs. It's called 'fucking with people'! Used hilariously for a supremely ridiculous villain in Doom Patrol , who was ridiculed all his life for having a small penis and thus built a giant cannon to attach to his crotch and called himself, what the hell, Codpiece.
The horror comes in when said super villain is defeated by a transsexual heroine Towards the end of Preacher , Herr Starr develops the disturbing and hilarious habit of holding his gun over his penisless since a dog attack crotch and repeating " Doom cock Tank Girl has loads and loads of this in its sight gags, both for the title character and for some of her more macho enemies.
In Empowered , Phallik gets all his powers from holding his Phallo-Spear. Considering it was built by the Emperor after the more practical World Devastator turned out to be a non-starter, this is probably apt. Most of preteen inventor Barry Ween's guns.
Lampshaded in a crossover with Carrie Stetko: Are you aware all your guns look like penises? So, it's intentional then?
Given its premise as warfare by Fanservice , it's not surprising that one of Tank Vixens ' world-building bonus comics shows off a bunch of weapons that embrace the trope wholeheartedly. Though the ones that look like they could be used in the bedroom don't appear in the main comics, the fairly ordinary-looking gauss rifle and the hip-fired BFG are seen from time to time. You haven't noted her plants yet as your eyes were elsewhere? Brianna manages to design a waist-supported laser cannon with side-supported plasma orbs Tiger faces off with a masked gunslinger cat who turns out to have a more powerful slingshot.
Tiger's slingshot goes limp in response. One montage starts with a submarine captain looking through a periscope. The film then cuts to a sexy woman in bra and panties. The next clip shows the submarine firing a torpedo. Then there's a clip of an atomic bomb explosion. The sexual imagery is not subtle. Bonnie and Clyde has a very sexually charged scene where Bonnie checks out Clyde's gun. Batman has a Getting Crap Past the Radar example that pays off twice. First, The Joker shoots down Batman's plane with a ridiculously long-barreled revolver pulled from the front of his baggy clown pants.
Then, immediately afterward, he uses this gun to take the Girl of the Film hostage, and keeps it pointed at her throughout the film's long and sexually charged climax and as if that were not enough, relieves the leading lady of some of her clothes while he's at it. It also made an appearance in the Mariachi's guitar case full of guns in Desperado , with the Mariachi commenting that it saved his life once, but we never see him use it.
And in Machete Kills. When Desdemona's Gatling Good Torpedo Tits aren't enough to kill Machete she straps on the crotch gun too, discharging it with vigorous hip thrusts. One scene from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls has a girl fellating a gun before being shot. Fight Club opens with Tyler's gun in the Narrator's mouth. The shot in question comes from a gun stuffed into her nether regions.
We thankfully don't get to see the murder, only the aftermath. The Man with the Golden Gun is one of the more obvious examples. Scaramanga's lover explains that he only makes love to her before he kills someone with his golden gun, and one scene involves him suggestively caressing her with it as she lies naked in bed. The opening credits to quite a few James Bond films involve the silhouettes of naked women and guns.
Strangelove 's final scene has this as well. Not just the final scene. To the tune of Shaft , no less. And later on, explicitly called out as she rides the cannon up to the window of a truck. When Agent Horrigan Clint Eastwood misses a jump and ends up dangling from a rooftop. Mitch Leary John Malkovitch pops up overhead, prompting Horrigan to take aim despite his failing grip.
Leary teases Horrigan's pistol a bit before deciding that he'll take care of him later, and helps Horrigan to a nearby fire escape. That scene in Videodrome where James Woods grows a vagina and then starts masturbating it with a gun.
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. Bad guy to partner: How come their guns are so much bigger than ours?/p>
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