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Each episode features Morton reading a new chapter of a series of erotic fiction novels, titled Belinda Blinked , written by his Northern Irish father under the pen name Rocky Flintstone; Morton, Cooper and Levine react to the material and provide running commentary. He shared the chapter with friends at a Christmas lunch, where Levine suggested they should create a podcast. Morton played the My Dad Wrote a Porno pilot to his family, who were encouraging; while his mother initially found it disgusting, [1] she is now fully supportive.

The advert is then scripted into the advertising section of the podcast and performed by the three presenters. The rest of the podcast is unscripted and spontaneous. Series 1 consisted of 13 episodes, with 4 "Footnotes" episodes and a "Best of" episode. Series 2 consisted of 16 episodes, with 15 "Footnotes" episodes and a "Best of" episode. Series 3 consisted of 15 episodes, with 14 "Footnotes" episodes and a "Best of" episode.

Belinda Blinked is a genuine series of at least six books, three of which are available as self-published e-books for sale and download. As of , Flintstone was working on the sixth book and has said he intends to continue as he "needs the money".

How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels. The second followed in July , entitled Belinda Blinked; 2 The continuing story of, dripping sex, passion and big business deals.: Keep following the sexiest sales girl in business as she earns her huge bonus by removing her silk blouse. The third was released in May , called Belinda Blinked; 3: The continuing erotic story of sexual activity, dripping action and even bigger business deals as Belinda relentlessly continues to earn her huge bonus.

The novels tell the story of the sexual exploits of Belinda Blumenthal and her work in the sales and marketing department of the fictional company Steeles Pots and Pans.

Belinda's work takes her around the world, where she meets various sales reps, suppliers, and business associates. Many characters regularly appear throughout the series, although some are introduced only to never be heard from again, or even change name halfway through a chapter. According to Flintstone, the name "Rocky" was inspired by The Rockford Files and a family friend's dog living in Brazil , also named Rocky. Belinda Blinked 1; 1 A modern story of sex, erotica and passion.

How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels [16]. Belinda Blinked; 2 The continuing story of, dripping sex, passion and big business deals.: Keep following the sexiest sales girl in business as she earns her huge bonus by removing her silk blouse [17]. An erotic story of sexual prowess, sexy characters and even bigger business deals whilst the darkness increases;.

Over the course of Belinda's adventures, an extensive cast of characters comes into play, including Steele's Pots and Pans employees, clients, and others. Some of these characters include:. The podcast features "Footnotes" episodes which run concurrently with the series, in which they discuss aspects of the phenomenon and invite notable listeners to discuss Belinda Blinked , offer suggestions, and discuss potential film castings.

Footnotes began with episodes featuring Flintstone's biography and questions from listeners. The live show will be adapted into a comedy special on HBO in The team have also been approached about adapting the material into a film.

Daisy Ridley's the Duchess. Robbins, he was very excited about that. Thomas Middleditch wanted to be Dr Robbins too, so they'll have to fight for that. Rachel Bloom wanted to be Jim Sterling in prosthetics. The podcast initially ran into problems with its title, with iTunes refusing to list it and advertisers being reluctant to be involved.

As of , the podcast has been downloaded over million times. The writing style has been described as "unerotic" and "hideous" The Guardian , [33] "unintentionally hilarious" and having an "extremely sketchy knowledge of female anatomy" The Times , [9] and "Shakespearesque" Michael Sheen [9]. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Retrieved 5 August Retrieved 20 September Retrieved 2 January My Dad Wrote a Porno.

Retrieved 3 October Belinda Blinked; 1 A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. Retrieved 4 August Authors for Grenfell Tower. Retrieved 23 February What To Listen To". Retrieved 27 October Retrieved 22 September Retrieved from " https: Comedy and humor podcasts British podcasters Podcasting English-language podcasts podcast debuts.

Views Read Edit View history. This page was last edited on 1 October , at By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. ITunes , SoundCloud , Acast. Belinda is settling into her new position at Steele's, and enjoys a steamy midday romp with colleague Giselle and managing director Tony in the office Leather Room.

Belinda preps for a big meeting with her regional sales managers and uses her assets to motivate the team during an after-work drinks session at the Pentra with Giselle and Bella.

Belinda arrives in at the country home of chairman Sir James Godwin for a big company outing, and is surprised to be handcuffed to a trellis in a medium-sized maze! Then, she meets her first client: Alfonse Stirbacker from Belgium.

A second man encounters Belinda in the maze: Despite his aggressive nature and lack of endowment, Belinda closes the deal. Belinda meets her third and final client of the day: Peter Rouse from Amsterdam. She is instantly enchanted by the handsome Rouse, who draws symbols on her back to indicate their sexual connection and promises to meet her again that night.

Belinda is freed from the maze, and discovers that the event is a charity tombola to benefit the Asses and Donkeys Trust. She, along with a disheveled Bella and Giselle, are auctioned off as sexual servants -- and Belinda herself goes to the highest bidder, the mysterious Duchess. The Duchess collects her prize and brings Belinda to a nearby chalet in an upholstered horse box.

The two women enjoy their rendezvous aided by the Duchess's beloved black leather dildo. After the romp, Belinda steals the Duchess's clothing and car to return for her meeting with Peter. Belinda makes it back to the Horse and Jockey Inn, where she enjoys a leisurely dinner and meets the charming young-ish man who works at reception.

Belinda's night continues as the young-ish man on reception delivers a bottle of her favorite Chardonnay, some lovely turkey sandwiches, and of course, sexual pleasure.

The next morning, Belinda returns to the chalet to free the Duchess, who admits that her participation in the tombola was beyond her control -- and that she wants to be Belinda's sexual servant.

Belinda and the Duchess enjoy a morning romp and part ways amicably before Belinda returns to her office. Belinda and Giselle enjoy a luxurious day at the Ritz Spa -- and some gossip about what happened to Giselle at the charity tombola. Robbins welcomes Belinda to Amsterdam with a rendezvous in his office -- on his sumptuous leather desk.

Belinda goes out for a night on the town with Peter Rouse, and causes quite a scene during dinner at a fancy restaurant. After supper, Peter and Belinda head to the casino, where they meet the Russian entrepreneur Grigor Kalansky. Peter pursues Grigor's assistant Lara, leaving Belinda alone with the Russian.

Grigor brings Belinda to a secret club and introduces her to the Countess Zara. At the airport, Belinda meets a group of like-minded saleswomen and books a speaking engagement at the O2. On the flight home, she encounters a beautiful pilot named Hazel and enjoys some mutual sky-high pleasure. While enjoying Friday evening drinks at the Pentra, Bella dishes about her time at the tombola. Sir James Godwin makes a surprise appearance.

Bella and Belinda head to Texas on business and enjoy a VIP upgrade -- and some sexual pleasures -- courtesy of Hazel the pilot. The girls land in America and flirt with tycoons at the Stirling hotel. Then, Jim himself pays Belinda a visit in her hotel suite and confesses that he has a secret!

Jim reveals his secret to Belinda: Belinda is quick to enjoy the benefits of the procedure. Belinda goes on a date with Jim's colleague, Hank Skank. Hank brings her to a Crankies soccer match, then out for an Italian dinner that ends in a sexy mess.

Jim, Hank, Belinda and Bella celebrate a successful trip and helicopter out of town for an afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch. Belinda and Bella are entertained by a duo of sexy cowboys. Back in London, Belinda pegs Bella for a well-deserved promotion at Steele's. Tony agrees to Bella's promotion. Then, it's time for Belinda's big engagement at the O2, where she wows the audience with a nonstick tin wok giveaway. Belinda reunites with the Duchess for a weekend at her lovely country home, and explores her collection of sex toys.

Belinda enjoys dinner with the Duke and Duchess and their high-society guests, all the while at the mercy of the Duchess's silver bullet.

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