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He has an accent. Can you tell me anything about him that differentiates him from every other dwarf? Gruff, practical, industrious, stout , gold-loving , blunt-speaking , Scottish-accented , Viking-helmed , booze-swilling , Elf-hating , ax-swinging , long-bearded , stolid and unimaginative, boastful of their battle prowess and their vast echoing underground halls and mainly just the fact that they are dwarves.

Tolkien raided the Norse myths for good stuff, almost every fantasy world has included them Fantasy writers who use "dwarfs", like Terry Pratchett , are now the unusual ones. Linguists are quick to point out that that has never been a word used in modern English and its use is considered, at best, very non-standard. Many "Tolkienesque" dwarves, however, are more like the Theme Park Version.

Since The Film of the Book s , they now even all talk the same. A lot of dwarves are Scottish or northern, rural, English, whose accents can sound indistinguishable from Scottish accents to most people , Irish, or Russian. An entire race of miners and blacksmiths , with names like Dwarfaxe Dwarfbeard and Grimli Stonesack , who are overly sensitive about any perceived slight , always spoiling for a fight , unable to speak two sentences in a row without calling someone "lad" or "lass," and possessed of a love of gold and jewels that drives them to live in Underground Cities where they dig deep and greedily often with catastrophic results.

In the decades following Tolkien, they will often be depicted as more technologically minded than other fantasy races, verging on and sometimes overtaking Steam Punk , but this is in keeping with their engineering and crafting skills both from the classic Fantasy depictions and from actual mythology.

Their societies tend strongly toward a Reasonable Authority Figure usually a warrior king ruling over a socially conservative but rather egalitarian society of soldiers, miners, and craftsmen. In most settings, dwarves and humans have enough in common to treat each other with respect.

They are frequently allies against outside threats. Ranged combat is not their preference, but if they aren't able to force enemies into close quarters, you can expect guns Fantasy Gun Control permitting , throwing axes, or crossbows - in about that order. Likewise, dwarven mages are vanishingly rare. In fact, it's not uncommon for the entire race to be at least somewhat magic-resistant. If a dwarf wants to use magic, he'll infuse it into a sword or an axe so he can physically beat the enemy with it instead.

If legends speak of an Ultimate Blacksmith from a bygone age who once forged all manner of powerful enchanted weapons and equipment, then he was probably a dwarf. If you happen to come across any of this legendary equipment and discover that the centuries haven't been very kind to it , then the only guy in the world who can help you get it back into fighting shape is probably a dwarf too.

Often they get treated as a functional One-Gender Race ; one of the only widespread but not universal novelties is what the women look like. An exception to this rule is the fantasy setting's Cutesy Dwarf , who is often based on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs ; this variety shares traits with our kind of Dwarves, but will be less of a tough guy and more of a charming man-child, and will scrap the ale-drinking and ax-wielding to focus on craft and mining.

See also Five Races. Not to be confused with Little People Are Surreal or Depraved Dwarf — once again, dwar ve s are fantasy creatures; dwar f s are short humans except in the Discworld and Warhammer , and nowadays the polite term for the latter is "little people.

These Dwarves are Rather Dwarivative. The most notable was Ghim from the first series, who played the role of Older and Wiser mentor to the hero, Parn; he was grumpy, fought with an axe, had a beard, and possessed incredible stamina, like you expect from a dwarf.

The sequel, Chronicles of the Heroic Knight , introduced a dwarf priest named Father Greevas, who subverted the trope by being quiet, gentle, and fatherly, with a bowl-cut and goatee instead of the standard bushy beard. The burning axe was added for the card game version later.

In Outbreak Company , male dwarves follow the stock-standard dwarf image Female dwarves, on the other hand, are capable of passing as human children. Both are significantly stronger and tougher than humans. Tsubaki Collbrande, meanwhile, can be excused for being taller than average by virtue of being only half-dwarf , although she's still tall for a woman. It's heavily implied that dwarves in Delicious in Dungeon largely fit the usual stereotype smithing, fighting, mining, straightforward.

Senshi, the main dwarf of the series, is considered a very atypical dwarf , being a Bunny-Ears Lawyer , Nature Hero , and Supreme Chef , who can handle himself in a fight but prefers peace first, and admits to not knowing the first thing about ores.

Nonetheless, he still has a few traditional dwarven elements in him, such as a distrust of magic and favoring an axe. On one hand they're smiths, very strong, prideful, stubborn and distrustful of elves. But on the other hand they can grow the size of a human, and females prefer to act from the shadows. The do enjoy a good sing-a-long Stout, short and bearded? Live inside mountains and active volcanoes? Master engineers, miners and smiths?

Fight equipped with massive war machines, heavy armor, axes and hammers? Check, check and check. The Great Power of Chninkel: The kolds are a small, bearded, industrious people who produce metal weapons for the three warring armies in Daar.

Tolkien 's The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings is arguably the origin of fantasy dwarves, his version zig-zags the trope. Tolkien's Dwarvish language is constructed along the lines of the Semitic languages ; none of them ever speak with a Scottish or Welsh accent at all. Like the stereotype, Dwarves are martial creatures with a vaguely Nordic culture and names taken from the Poetic Edda.

In spite of their Norse roots, when you combine the quasi-Semitic language with their lost homeland and usual status as a minority in lands ruled by other races, many writers have compared them to analogues to the Jews.

The latter did end up adopting them though, and gifted them with their own wills which a mere Valar could not do. Although Gimli and many other dwarves use axes, others use a variety of weapons, including swords and bows. In The Hobbit it's a subtle running joke that the dwarves in the Company are so interchangeable that even Bilbo rarely bothers to differentiate them beyond Thorin and Bombur.

The Chronicles of Narnia features dwarfs, who are divided in two types: The "red dwarfs" are usually good-natured if often grumpy , while most of the "black dwarfs" are ruthless, greedy, traitorous bastards. Both types of dwarfs are skilled craftsmen the narrator mentions that while there are evil dwarfs, there are no stupid ones - though see below and in contrast to the usual dwarven preference for axes, Narnian dwarfs are deadly archers instead.

The Dufflepuds encountered in the The Voyage of the Dawn Treader were once very stupid dwarfs before being punished by being transformed into monopods hence the name.

Can still be found in the middle of inhospitable forests and in the mountains. They dig for gold and silver in extensive mines; they are masters of metalwork. They are good-natured except for a solitary few who are capable of ugly deeds.

If a dwarf falls into human hands, he buys his freedom with gold. They do not have beards. Feist 's Riftwar Cycle follow this trope. The duaroughs yes, that's basically pronounced "dwarves" are basically Tolkienian, except sunlight temporarily turns them to stone , forcing them to wear heavy, enveloping garments if they go above ground during the daytime. David Weber 's Bahzell trilogy has dwarves.

Heavy emphasis on mining and living underground, technology better than anyone else's, and an absurd emphasis on family and clan that no other race can even follow. Discworld plays with the trope when doesn't it?

This is partly a parody of the way that an ethnic group will rhapsodise the old country more as they get further away from it. No-one in Scotland habitually wears tartan, for instance.

Thus, it's noted that dwarfs who led quiet and respectable lives in the mountain mines reach Ankh-Morpork and are seized by a compulsion to dress in armour, carry battle-axes and drink like crazy. Further, extremely fundamentalist dwarfs attempt to never emerge aboveground. If they're ever forced to, they wear garments that completely envelop them so they don't have to look at sunlight; the in-story explanation for the outfit, aside from the fact that they abhor sunlight because of beliefs established in their folklore, is that it's a ceremonial version of the protective clothing worn by dwarfs who do the important but extremely deadly job of dealing with gas pockets in mines; originally, the dwarfs who occupied this position in society would have been members of this profession who survived long enough to retire.

Though, when you catch that the headgear comes to a point, you see a nice allusion to Klan-wear. Especially when one of the deep-dwellers likes to give speeches on how it isn't murder if its a troll.

Pratchett also subverts the trope with dwarf characters such as Casanunda, the world's second greatest lover We Try Harder , and Hwel, the Discworld Shakespeare.

To explain, Discworld Dwarves take the "Females have beards" thing even further. All Dwarves are considered male unless otherwise specified. And they only specify otherwise to their spouse, and even then only after a lengthy courtship as in decades.

For Cheri to act and dress openly female on duty is like a human police officer turning up to work in lingerie. And even in her case, "act and dress openly female" mainly means putting rhinestones on her axe holster, wearing a sensible leather skirt and high-heeled iron boots, and grooming her beard differently. Also, a nod to the 'craftsman' stereotype in that they are good at any craft.

Mostly the typical metalworking and stoneworking, but they are very good at anything. In particular they are as good at baking as they are at metalwork and stonecarving. However, their bakery is mostly good for weaponry. They grind down rocks to make the flour. The best way to enjoy Dwarfbread is to keep it uneaten, so that any other food will taste good by comparison.

The "Scottish" stereotype is brought up here as the Low King low being better than high for a mining people of the Dwarves being crowned on the Scone of Stone. They also practically monopolize the cosmetics industry, most likely because they have real chemistry instead of alchemy. Dwarf folklore is an interesting deviation; it holds that dwarfs and trolls are diametric opposites and will forever hate each other.

The story goes that Tak, a very laid-back not-quite-deity "Tak doesn't require that we think of Him, only that we think" created a stone egg in a cave, which hatched and released two brothers; one left the cave and found the things that made him man, while the other ventured deeper within and found the things that made him dwarf.

Then, unbeknownst to Tak, the stone egg came to life and became a troll, but without Tak's blessing, it was an agonized half-life, without thought, creation, or virtue, such that killing it is not murder, but mercy the citation when this story is first told mentions that in the original document, the passage about trolls appears to have been added later by a second author.

Later, we're given a new version of the troll passage; Tak did notice the egg trying to come to life, and he was overjoyed by it, giving it the last little push it needed to become a troll this one was recited by a pair of diplomats trying to establish peace between trolls and dwarfs, and insofar as either version belongs with the rest of the story, this is probably the one, considering the book's message. Dwarves of Inheritance Cycle are polytheistic and devoutly religious people who pretty much play the trope straight in all other respects.

Paolini makes a point of mentioning dwarf women, but doesn't detail much about how they differ from dwarf men. They have some cities underground, but also some aboveground, even with a Lampshade Hanging when Eragon is surprised to find that Dwarves have open surface cities just like everyone else, and a dwarf tells him that they like the open air as much as anyone else.

They also have seven toes, and two dwarves hold a bet on whether or not humans actually have only five toes. According to history, they are the oldest of sentient races, and lived in Alagaesia before the elves or humans arrived.

Interestingly, when Eragon asks Orik how dwarves know the language of humans, Orik reveals that the [[commonTongue]] is actually the dwarven language. Dwarf women in Fionavar are sylph-like and graceful; as one character admits to herself, she should no more reasonably expect them to look like their men any more than she herself resembles her male companions.

Kage Baker may have slightly different dwarves in the " Company " series, although they are more a subspecies or rare parent species??

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