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The contents of this Web site may not be copied in part or full without express written permission. I am loving doing that. I think that is my most natural space in the business. It makes the whole world kin. I killed him for money and for a woman. Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

We are no longer in the past, we have arrived". War is not an activity for human beings; war is for criminalsrape,robbery and murder". What I hate is agnosticism, people who do not choose". It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. It is the only way I will ever matter. Morality is the privilege of those judging from the distance.

War is only death and destruction.. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances , the curtains were up". The moral of the story is: People who tell me their age are silly. Some men are killed in a war and some men are wounded and some men never leave the country. The fool are fools only because they think they can understand love". Rehab is a dumping ground. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine.

A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid? Would you like to leave a message? I even fought in WWII. I should say not, dear fellow.

No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him". If it comes back, love it forever". You, you say one thing, he says another, and everybody changes back again!

Oh, you men are all alike. I think I love him. Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? And all humor is physical. I was always athletic,so that came naturally to me". You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins? If we falter,and lose our freedoms,it will be because we destroyed ourselves". That is what it is for.

Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself. One must believe it. One must work at it". He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.

It is the divine vitality that everywhere produces and restores life". I signed an autograph for her in the sink. This will be the high point of my day. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world". I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.

If that is granted, all else follows". The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money". I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be".

Not by the hair on your chiny-chin-chin? Frankly,I would not even listen to anyone seriously that came and talked about such a thing". Two things that come once in a lifetime. There are only individual egos, crazy for love". It takes a lot of money to make these dreams come true.

Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? It is the beginning place, the foundation upon which more can be built. Where trust is, love can flourish". The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow". To stop being conned,stop conning yourself". Come on, clear the sidewalk. They know they are bad.

They have no defense. The hardest ones to win for God are the self-righteous people". They want us to be afraid,to hate,so we will rally behind them".

His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul". And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death. Maybe I think about it too much. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

Throw some ground balls. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic". A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I am not ashamed: If Im ever in a position to call the shots,Im not going to rush to send somebody elses kids into a war". It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations:


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My commitment is to sincerity. I never had that in my life. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. In the long run,the sword is always defeated by the mind". Opportunity makes your future. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go".

After my experience,I have come to hate war". Smart too, and a nice guy. Happiness never decreases by being shared. Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?

To go forward is to move toward perfection. We may acquire liberty, but it is never recovered if it is once lost". I have a general direction, I think. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.

Oh, I can see you now, you and the moon. For there the LORD bestows his blessing, even life forevermore. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you live through it,you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left". I want to see more of her breasts. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. And when we go to war,we should have a purpose that our people understand and support".

It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul". I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. It is also owed to justice and to humanity". This is to have succeeded. One should sympathise with the colour, the beauty, the joy of life. The United States does not start fights. We will never be an aggressor". Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful".

Or we may be somewhere and I would tell some story about their mother and I. You know, we always honor her birthday. Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.

It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning into a life that has none. The one is the shadow of the other". Wrong is wrong no matter who does it or who says it". Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part of their narcissism". I had sock hops for birthday parties.

I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic.

She drove me to drink. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar". It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.

Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. My sister, my daughter And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. It cures a multitude of ills. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality".

The most important product of his effort is his own personality. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. Must children receive the arms race from us as a necessary inheritance". I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Inspector Clay is dead To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all".

I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it.

This is a kind of death. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough". Idealists regard everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves".

It is the force whereby we live. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself". They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. They eat their young. I play all these different styles of music on one record. But you know why people steal the music?

I walked into the tent, and there were people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. One who believes himself the master of others is nonetheless a greater slave than they". But people do say that we sound alike.

Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny. When I found out that I had missed lunch, I gave such a shout that the Earth stopped and spun backwards two days. We must make our choice; we cannot have both". Without censorship,things can get terribly confused in the public mind". Life does give back in kind. You say the word too much and it becomes cheap". I am content with knowing, if only I could know. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

But I do know that anything I say I find funny. I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates". Once you are dead, you are made for life. They have the best implements of war". I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this.

I never got past Page 3 of that book. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for". Is there anything I can do to help? Thank you for coming back to me. I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday. He has ordained that all men fairly possess their property,not seize it".

I just go on from day to day, taking what comes. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all". Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet". Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. Develop a sense of urgency in your life.

Your goodness must have some edge to it, else it is none". And I regretted it every day since. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant". All their energies are expended in the destruction of the labor,property,and lives of their people". Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life.

They are what we have been through and who we want to be. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth. Only some of us never grow out of it". Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Everybody should try it". Because if you can look up, you can get up. Let your reason get you back up. I mean, how can you tell? Let us learn from the past to profit by the present, and from the present, to live better in the future.

Every time somebody turns on the set,I go into the other room and read a book". For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit". It is part of the earth man walks on.

It is not man. He has wings, he comes quickly and flies away the same". A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. I like funny things. Oh, what a world!

Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness. We can never go back to Manderley again. That much is certain. Those are all mistakes, Otto. So I decided to be honest about who I was. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it". Players turn over,owners turn over and certain commissioners turn over. But baseball goes on". Take what is given, and make it over your way. If we knew ourselves perfectly, we should die.

Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires.

Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives". The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious.

Anything less is a form of slavery. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of". He has been given a large brain by mistake,since for him the spinal cord would suffice".

The foundation of such a method is love". He is smart, funny, and interesting. The man who forgets to be thankful has fallen asleep in life. How many has it been? We all have to take defeats in life. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.

Scratch where it itches". All the universe or nothing. Which shall it be, Passworthy? Which shall it be? If you want to be good, you have to practice, practice, practice. We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the unexpected to happen. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind. If encouraged, it cuts a channel into which all other thoughts are drained". Why--widows,taxes,wooden legs and debt".

He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it.

If not, get a new set of friends, a new family". The trick is to find,and continue to find,grounds for marriage". If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you. Love and peace are eternal". It always has been. It is possibly the oldest,easily the most profitable,surely the most vicious". I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls.

I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. Because someone wants you It was watching the big transport jets come in,bringing loads of fresh new boys for the war".

When I shall kneel, you shall kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it? If not, we should be sincere enough to admit that we love evil too well to give it up". Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory". Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and so my head could work out some issues I had swept under a carpet of wine and cheese.

Doctrines are the most frightful tyrants to which men ever are subject.. Whether you find satisfaction in life depends not on your tale of years, but on your will.

But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell". You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts". But there is also always some reason in madness". Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young". And what does the LORD require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart". Ya got no manners. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep.

When we see land as a community to which we belong, we may begin to use it with love and respect". I have just never been a partier, even in school. Some people are just funny. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward". They always supply you with acting material!

There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship". Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae". It was we who gave the perfect conditions in which Al Qaeda could thrive".

It gave me the spark I needed. Attraction and repulsion, reason and energy, love and hate, are necessary to human existence".

The icing to the cake has changed flavors. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude".

In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. Acts of parliament have closed a few". It will survive long after your good health has vanished". Know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress.

For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room. From its springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior". We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves".

Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. It will never be achieved by passivity and quietism". Life itself still remains a very effective therapist". You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Be not simply good; be good for something. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love".

But I never got it. I never let it in. And we will never do that if we remain ignorant". This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get".

Both bring a temporary prosperity; a permanent ruin". Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things No one really wants you to be in that good shape.

But what he did will go down in history. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives". They came through you but not from you and though they are with you yet they belong not to you. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.

I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.

One will always lead to the other". The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. I want to achieve it through not dying. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. Then will our world know the blessings of peace". In this business, you have to know when to get off".

A big night of heartache. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man". It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. Comes into us at midnight very clean. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.

If his work keeps him from moving forward,he will look forward with the work". His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. Have the courage to face the truth. Do the right thing because it is right. These are the magic keys to living your life with integrity.

It can no longer serve to settle disputes,can no longer be of concern to great powers alone". Our wives, our children, everyone. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven". And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. And what I mean by deep reasons is deep and dark reasons". It eats upon the host.

But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean". Remember that his own religion is the truest to every man even if it stands low in the scales of philosophical comparison. He only is my rock and my salvation; he is my defence; I shall not be greatly moved. She learned life from Bugs Bunny. The only reality she knows comes to her from over the TV set.

Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. Next time, I will choose a Cabinet which will allow me to be life President. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better. They are with me still - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed". A time-tested political tactic guaranteed to raise a presidents popularity rating by at least 30 points.

It is especially useful during election years and economic downturns". Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.

Encourage me, and I will not forget you. In The Mission , the locals were given free rein to say whatever they wanted in their own language.

Apparently they hardly ever kept to the script and kept throwing out funny non-sequiturs or just cursing up a storm.

One example of this is, when the Russians are in an American garage, one thinks a bag is filled with grain and offers it to another. Mostly they're actually speaking in either gibberish or irrelevant Yiddish curses, although there is some German as well, including this classic exchange between villain and henchman: Make sure they leave no marks.

Story includes restaurants called "El Pollo Del Mar" Chicken of the Sea, "pollo" mispronounced to rhyme with "Apollo" of course and "L'Idiot" The Idiot, but from the way it's pronounced it's not obvious until you see it. In Love in the Afternoon , a Japanese newspaper is supposedly commenting on Frank Flannagan's love life. However, the article does not actually mention him, but rather reads "The great newspaper king Kane dies". This is the same article used in the montage in Citizen Kane , with the name and picture of Frank Flannagan added in.

Similarly, Cheyenne Autumn featured cast members from the Navajo Nation. While the lines are subtitled for a serious conversation, they're actually making various ribald and obscene jokes about the director, crew, and various non-Navajo cast members.

Navajo theater patrons cracked up. In-universe example in The Year-Old Virgin: Where are you going in such a rush? To the soccer game. If you speak Urdu, you know Stane was behind Tony's kidnapping an hour before Pepper translates the ransom tape.

When Tony Stark asks Natasha if she actually speaks Latin, she responds with the phrase "Fallaces sunt rerum species," a quote from Lucio Anneo Seneca meaning "The appearances of things are deceptive. The Stark Expo turns into one hell of a fireworks show. John Carpenter 's The Thing The Norwegian screaming at the Americans in the beginning of the film is explaining that the dog is a shapeshifting alien, which the Americans don't figure out until halfway through the film.

Faced by what appears to be a madman shooting at them, the base commander guns him down. Dead Man uses Cree and Blackfoot. There's something insulting in Cree. And then there's bilingual bonus for those who know sign language: Humphrey makes some strange hand gestures while claiming to translate for the "Indians" at one point, and these gestures actually mean "Jesus Christ is dead".

In Serenity the codephrase Simon uses to "turn off" his rampaging sister River, Eto kuram na smeh, is Russian for "That is laughter for chickens" or, more literally, "this is for the chickens to laugh at", an idiom meaning "That's ridiculous. When he's shouting orders in Korean, he's actually apologizing for his Korean fans that he's in the movie, and telling them that the director just told him to say something in Korean.

In Austin Powers , Dr. Evil says that the French would say that something has a certain "I don't know what. Evil is admitting that he doesn't know what the French phrase is, but the phrase he's trying to use, "Je ne sais quoi", actually means exactly that: The Syfy adaptation of Riverworld has an airship inexplicably called "Herumfurzen", which means "farting around" in German. In Confessions of a Shopaholic , main character Rebecca Bloomwood spices up her resume by claiming, falsely, that she's fluent in Finnish.

After she gets the job, her skills are put to test in a cocktail party with an actual Finnish person. Not ready to admit the truth, Rebecca solves the situation by slapping the man in front of everybody and claiming that men like him are the reason she left Finland. What the man was actually saying is not exactly abusive: So nice to meet another Finn in here!

The man is busy chanting in Zulu. His chants are translated him saying: It is not yet time to rest. Mako saying "I love you" to Stacker right before he dies. Borat is an English hidden-camera film about a fictional Kazakh reporter and his producer filming what the public thinks is a "documentary", and they frequently converse with each other in Kazakh; however, no actual Kazakh language is heard in the film, since Borat's actor is speaking Hebrew and his producer Armenian.

All the text in the film is in Russian and even then occasionally mis-spelled. The Soviet Captain refers to an officer on the bridge as " tovarishch zampolit ", which is incompletely subtitled simply as "comrade. Yashida's sword, the one he tries to pass on to Logan, is inscribed with kanji characters that mean "never grow old, never die. After meeting Katniss, Cressida explains to Katniss that Pollux can't speak because the Capitol cut out his tongue.

He turns to his brother and signs, "She's pretty, don't you think? Considering that ASL takes facial expression into account quite a bit, the conversation could be translated as "She's really hot, isn't she?

Invoked with the alcohol bottle labels, of all things. Nathan drinks "Keikaku" beer, which fans of a certain anime series would recognize as meaning "plan" in Japanese. And he also drinks "Koros" vodka, Koros being the Greek demon of disdain and surfeit disgust brought about by overindulgence. In The Lost World: Jurassic Park , during the T-Rex's climatic rampage through San Diego, one sees a group of Japanese business men amongst the crowd fleeing.

If you know Japanese, you'll find that one of them is shouting "I left Japan to get away from this! Consequently, many of his lines are wry complaints or commentaries about the film rather than lines appropriate for his character.

For example, during his character's triumphant homecoming, he starts berating the people playing his fellow tribesmen for not all rushing out to greet him as they would be doing if this were real.

Diamond Dog compares the Blooms' lives to navigating the labyrinth. In the next scene, the large neon sign in Cyrillic script behind him reveals that the bar they were drinking in was called "The Labyrinth. When Tom and Summer are riding in a car and Tom asks Summer what they are doing i. The chorus of this song is Quelqu'un m'a dit que tu m'aimait encore, Somebody told me that you still loved me. During a lull in the conversation what is heard of the song translates to "somebody told me that destiny doesn't care about us.

That it gives us nothing and promises us everything. It's said that happiness is within reach so we reach out our hand and found ourselves fools" Star Wars: Vader means father in Dutch. In Hunger , longtime Irish republican prisoner Gerry Campbell attempts to converse with his new cellmate Davey Gillen in Irish, but it becomes quickly apparent that Gillen has no knowledge of the language.

His name sign is Rock. Much of it was improvised by the actor who then provided the director a translation of what he had said. Gleahan and the Knaves of Industry: Guess why it's "Gleahan of Eastvale.

Tolkien , who was fluent in a dozen or so languages himself, probably deserves his own page. Atlantis in Greek comes from a root meaning 'uplifted', which adds another layer. Many place and character names in The Lord of the Rings are quite descriptive, sometimes to the point of Foreshadowing.

Maybe Frodo would have been more cautious entering Cirith Ungol if he knew that it meant "Pass of the Spider"? A Series of Unfortunate Events has some of Sunny's comments, such as her "arigato" in the Slippery Slope, or her saying "Aubergine" to mean that she is making a plot with this eggplant. Others are a mishmash of English "Kicbucit? The children also make pasta Puttanesca, an Italian dish translating as "whore's sauce.

The English edition contains numerous sentences, remarks, and pet names in French - it approaches superfluous. The narrator, being a multilingual scholar, is the primary reason for this - at one point, an entire paragraph of dramatic emotional professions is written in French. Terry Pratchett occasionally includes a few of these, though several of them are explained or translated later. One is indirectly explained: It's Welsh for Johnny Be Good.

In the French version, Patrick Couton translated the pun in Breton: A scene from Lords and Ladies Nanny Ogg's observation at dinner with Casanunda is an example of this trope. Thus there is the town of Sto Lat, which translates to "a hundred years". And in Russian or Slovak, Sto Lat means "a hundred plate mails". Liber Paginarum Fulvarum, the proper name of the Necrotelicomnicon essentially a phonebook for the dead: Latin for The Book of Yellow Pages.

With a somewhat nerdier level of knowledge it is also possible to read "Fabricati Diem Pvnc" as "Built in the year dot", which given the preceding description of the manky ancient building is highly appropriate. In Feet of Clay , several of the golems have Yiddish names, befitting the Semitic origin of the golem legend. One golem's name was "Meshugah", meaning "Crazy" or "Insane". It certainly lives up to its moniker, being driven insane by all the rules imposed on it by its creators. Pratchett slipped a subversion of this trope into a Monstrous Regiment footnote, involving the language of birds.

In Mort at one point Albert says "Sodomy non sapiens". Mort asks what does that mean, Albert answers "Buggered if I know". While this is effectively the correct translation of the first phrase, many readers wrongly assumed Albert doesn't know what "Sodomy non sapiens" means.

And in the same book again , the opera Il Truccatore the Discworld counterpart to Il Trovatore - according to Salzella it means "the Master of Disguise " or "the Man of a Thousand Faces ", but it's more literally "the make-up artist".

It also doubles as a Shout-Out to Lon Chaney in a plot that riffs on his most famous role. The mottos on the guild coat of arms tend to be in Dog Latin , and the only one of them that isn't — "Art brought forth the light" — is not only a somewhat sad pun on the name of the candle-maker Arthur Carry , but also a bilingual bonus as well as an important plot point. The Latatian translation would be "Ars enixa est candelam". Vimes had been shown the coat of arms and the motto right at the beginning of the story and then was busy for more than half of the book trying to figure out how the Patrician was being poisoned.

You fill in the blanks. He was stumped in trying to translate her broomstick being the equivalent of an elderly Morris Minor: This concept would not directly translate into Dutch.

Then he realized a kind of old, ugly, slow but reliable bike in Holland is nicknamed the "Granny Wagon". Witches Abroad drops hints to all sorts of plot developments if you're paying close attention, but one in particular requires some knowledge of French: Lilith is currently using the alias "de Tempscire"; "temps cire" can be translated to "weather wax. Learning French was considered part of a "respectable" education for the Russian nobility at the time, so it was a marker of status for people to be able to converse freely in French.

In particular, it's used when well-off characters discuss things they don't want the servants to know. Fellow superhero Purple Quetzal also asks her if she's awake in Spanish earlier in the story.

Just a minor one, but Darkness Visible has an exchange in French during a scene in St Petersburg which is never translated. Subverted, in that Dick admits this in all of this in about three pages Dick as a character. Letters Back to Ancient China has many. The German unions are mentioned, which are all named "IG This abbreviation can be pronounced like Mandarin for "give once", but Kao-tai writes that they rather should be named " take ten thousand times ".

In Gulliver's Travels , the flying city of Laputa is a harsh allegory of England and its colonial dominion over Ireland; the name means "the whore" in Spanish. In the Rivers of London series, Peter finds some writing on a magical booby-trap left behind by the Faceless Man. After it's defused, he recognizes the writing as Tolkien's Quenya, and puts a copy of it on the internet, where LotR fans quickly translate it as: She replies that the only German she knows is a phrase Buck taught her: Verfluchter Schweinehund actually means "damned pig-dog".

In The Realm Of Albion , several characters who derive from medieval romances and originally had anachronistic non-Celtic names have been renamed In A Wolf In The Soul , several characters' names have hidden meanings when their names are translated. A minor character in Both are at first glance concievable as "new" nobility names. In Der Stechlin educated characters occasionally use French also Italian and English phrases, while the members of the rural lower classes agricultural labourers, workers at the glass factory in Neuglobsow, many of Dubslav's servants, etc.

Note that whenever German quotation marks are used that every noun becomes capitalized as it is done according to proper German grammar. Ya budu bit tebya na smyerts!

I will beat you to death! The zombies while Kristen and Lauren are inside Dr. Samir's head will chant seemingly random gibberish which are actually Russian, "Shtobo mola jit" for little life , "Myorvt shtobo jit" Dying to Live , and "Mogsgi, Mogsgi, Mogsgi" Brains, Brains, Brains.

Gorski tells the Kernel that "Fer-tseihung Kernel aber man moos bay-eilen, vo shtecks Yoan? House of Leaves by Mark Z. The in-universe editor of the novel that the book is about yeah, it's that kind of book provides translations for most of them and complains about it, especially since most have nothing to do with what's being talked about. This revealed to be a reference to "panem et circenses" — when a government appeases people with food and spectacle to maintain power, which is exactly what the Capitol does.

The mute servants in the Capitol are called the Avox, which means 'without voice' in Greek and Latin. Autobiography of Red has a sneaky one in the form of a volcano called Icchantikas. The name sounds like Mayincatec gibberish, but actually comes from a Sanskrit term used in Mahayana Buddhism to refer to someone who is incapable of achieving enlightenment.

The protagonist's name in Dork Diaries is Nikki, which is also the Japanese word for "diary". It's derived from the French saying "Jacques a dit", which is the French equivalent to the game "Simon Says". It's also how Blue figures out who Simon is offline. Several of Joanna's phrases in French, when speaking with Fr. Saenz and thought processes in Italian are left untranslated. The edition re-releases them in English.

Jason Matthews's novel Red Sparrow is generally quite accommodating to non-Russian speakers, by translating a lot of Russian words and phrases into English immediately after mentioning the word, or making them decipherable in context. He leaves a couple of lewd remarks by Dominika untranslated, however: Tranhi menya "fuck me" and Yob tvoyu mat "motherfuckers". There's a certain minor character from 24 whose name is Marcos Al-Zacar.

His last name is roughly Arabic for " The Dick ". The name was probably trying to offend the character. It's officially a Hindi-language show, but plenty of English lines are spoken, including Jai Singh Rathore this version of Jack Bauer shouting out, "Who are you working for? In Spanish, this means "The Taste of Loneliness". Also, one of their advertising lines: You might be able to figure this one out on looks alone also placing it in Visual Pun territory , but in a Babylon 5 episode concerning an Underground Railroad , there is a Russian-language poster in Ivanova's quarters at the end.

It's a Soviet-era poster advertising the subway. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The episode Beneath You has a Cold Open involving a woman in Germany being chased by assassins in a club. A techno piece blares on the score, with the only lyrics being "Von der Tiefe verschlingt es" - German for "From the depth it devours", which of course mirrors the Arc Words "from beneath you it devours".

Spells are almost always done in another language; often a dead one like Latin, although Giles also manages quite respectable German. The Latin is sometimes accurate, sometimes gibberish as in Sunnydale High School's motto. While discussing the newly-found scythe in Season 7, one name comes up: The English word would be "gulp. Swearengen, who speaks only English, is talking to Mr.

Wu, who speaks only Chinese and maybe a dozen words of English. In trying to convey that Swearengen and another man are hostile towards each other, Swearengen invokes a Chinese term he's heard Wu use to describe enemies, saying that he and Hearst are "baak gwai lo. Ken occasionally starts speaking in what most viewers would assume to be Korean.

It's just mumbled gibberish. The classic episode "Inferno" features the Third Doctor getting trapped in a parallel universe where Britain is a fascist state. When the Dalek ships are revealed towards the end of the episode "Bad Wolf," the soundtrack features a male choir chanting. The constantly repeating lyrics "Oh mah koreh" mean "What is happening? When the Daleks end up in Germany in "Journey's End", they shout pretty much the same thing they do in English.

However, German-speaking viewers will notice that they use "Sie", the formal version of "you". Who knew Daleks could be polite Their words to him: In "Twice Upon a Time" the Captain faces off against an enemy soldier in a crater. He tells his counterpart that he doesn't want to shoot, only for the enemy soldier to start babbling back in German, leading him to lament that he really wished either of them spoke the same language.

German-speaking viewers will get another tug at the heartstrings, as the German soldier is begging the Captain to leave, seeing as he doesn't want to shoot either.

As the line means All men shall be as brothers , it sums up the Barone brothers' dynamic perfectly Joss Whedon's Firefly has a plethora of fun phrases in Chinese, which when translated, give us gems like: In "Breaker of Chains," when the Meereenese rider challenges Dany, he is not going on about man parts and Dany's army's lack thereof, as Missandei would have us believe.

Eva Gabor speaks actual Hungarian on occasion. It doesn't always match up with the captions sometimes provided. In "The Road", Lisa is misquoted as saying "That darn road". What she's actually saying is "Things like this never happened in Hungary! Grimm has an episode called "Bad Teeth" which features a monster resembling a saber-toothed tiger called a "Mauvais Dent" which literally means "bad tooth. Individual character Theme Naming also fits into this, like a goat-man named Capra, Latin for goat, and a bee-woman named Melissa, Greek for honeybee.

None of them speak a foreign language, but Ralph's grandma taught him to count to five in "Indian", so they bluff by shuffling those words. They are in fact the words for one through five in Chinook Jargon. The makers of Homeland hired people to add some graffiti in Arabic to some of their sets, for added realism.

The graffiti artist decided to use it for commentary and Arabic readers could see the show depicting lines such as "Homeland is racist". Stephen Colbert did a bit on The Late Show. In the episode iGo Nuclear, a bonus joke for Russian speakers is that Cal's case of illegal uranium is actually labeled plutonium.

In The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret , Todd makes up some sign language while speaking to a group of deaf people, who throw things at him in response. His sign language translates to something offensive. Also the opening theme sometimes tells you who the murderer is, but it has been known to lie. Similarly, Morse code in the opening of each episode of Jericho gives a clue or spoiler about the episode. Toward the end of Living Single Max gets a dog that takes orders in German.

She seems to believe that schnell means something like stop or heel, but it actually means fast. So it comes as no surprise to German speakers that the dog takes off running every time.

The only other speaking rolls in the episode are members of a Korean family, who speak only Korean. While Hawkeye cannot understand them, the majority of what they say is insulting him and telling each other what a buffoon he is. For example, just before they have dinner, the father remarks "Would you close your mouth finally so we can eat? Catalina, the Latina maid in My Name Is Earl , occasionally goes into an angry-seeming stream of Spanish, which is taken by non-Spanish-speakers to be a blistering insult usually aimed at Joy.

In fact, she is speaking directly to the audience and has on different occasions thanked Latino viewers for tuning in, congratulated non-Latinos on learning a new language, explained that a more expensive scene had been cut, bid farewell for the end of the season, and apologised for continuity errors in that episode. He believes it's a real modeling job for Korean Jew relations , when it's actually the result of a failed prank by Winston and Cece.

The Korean on the billboard translates to "I'm a model". Israeli satire show Nikui Rosh featured a skit named The Goldfather , parodying a notorious case of corruption from the time involving the Israel Corporation. Quantum Leap has at least two instance where foreign languages are not translated for the viewer—a scene where a deaf woman essentially "yells" at Sam via ASL her facial expressions and rapid signing make it obvious that she's angry with him , and another where Sam speaks Japanese to his Japanese wife, leaving the dialogue understandable only to those who know the languages.

Radek Zelenka played by Czech-born Canadian actor David Nykl is known for making humorous asides in Czech, including a case of No Fourth Wall where he commented "I can't work with these actors". The Russian dialogue between sailors on a Russian submarine in the Stargate SG-1 episode "Small Victories" slid into No Fourth Wall as well, referring to "these bugs from the first episode".

Allegedly, the actors were asked to just say anything in Russian. The Russian dub overwrote it with sane dialogue. Apparently the actors added a little deadpan snark into it, the dialog consists of something along the lines of "What is inside? In the German dub, the actors are apparently voiced by probably native speakers and the sailor answer the question on what in the torpedo tube with "probably the body of our sacked captain".

The French comedy duo Kad and Olivier had a recurring sketch about an American sheriff having to solve road infractions caused by well known people Superman, Robert Smith , etc etc Of course, during the whole sketch, they were talking English with a sometimes less than faithful French translation running over what they were saying Except one tiny message that was running on the radio: Car one to control: High Bishop Gajah , one of the series' Big Bad. Gajah happens to mean bishop or rook in archaic Indonesian.

Anyone fluent in the languages that the gangsters use in season 1 can tell that James Wesley often declines to quite translate them accurately.

Also, the Russian used by Vladimir and Anatoly is very colloquial and somewhat broken , whereas the subtitles are more straightforward. The final word of the aria is a triumphant "Vincero! Fisk, of course, still has one last play to make.

When Wilson Fisk bombs the Russians' hideouts, Elena rushes into the living room and shouts, " The heavens are opening up again! The OA features many cryptic messages in Braille written in assorted locations throughout the show, including on Khatun's face. Breaking Bad has an episode titled "Caballo Sin Nombre". In English it means "Horse with no name", a song the main character was listening to in the episode.

Her nicer side comes out several times during the Christmas event, particularly with Jack and Nursery Rhyme, though she continuously tries to play it off. The protagonist can even call her "Alter-chan" at one point and her response is to quickly tell them not to say that while her portrait is in a flustered state rather than an angry one.

She still has Excalibur Morgan, using it as her sleigh's thrusters in place of the reindeer she scared off. As one of the first "welfare Servants", the player also has the opportunity to get it to Level 5 with relative ease, making her extremely helpful to players unwilling to shell out a lot of Saint Quartz for other 4-Stars and 5-Stars of comparable power.

You Need to Get Laid: Tells Martha, Ushiwakamaru, and Jing Ke they need to stop loitering around in a cave, go outside, and find some boyfriends to spend Christmas with instead of wasting away. They reach all the way past her knees and she's clearly flustered when speaking to the protagonist. Her subsequent embarrassment at the idea of people seeing her dressed up as one has led her to disguise her various weapons as mere cleaning tools.

She's wearing one for her second stage over her swimsuit. It gets even bigger and more impressive at her third stage. The swimsuit part of her outfit comes into play with a lot of the middle removed to let it function as one. Secace, Altria's short sword which has been turned into a gun, is normally a water pistol, but can be combined with Excalibur Morgan to turn it into an anti-material sniper rifle. She rides one on the ocean for her Noble Phantasm animation. This is the reason she's a Rider.

Wears a black crown at her third stage. Kicking Ass in All Her Finery: Switches out her maid-swimsuit for a skin-tight black dress for her third stage. Not extremely so it is Altria Alter, after all but compared to her other appearances, she does come across like this. Those satisfied smiles come out a little easier than other times, and during Dead Heat itself she displays a generally wider range of emotion than she typically does, with even a few moments of outright, open surprise.

Yes, she's actually wearing a swimsuit version of a maid costume , complete with a mop as her weapon. And the bike she rides? And that doubles as a reference back to the Shinjuku chapter of GO itself! Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: This version of Alter is a biker gunslinger gothic lolita maid in a swimsuit. It's as ridiculous as it's awesome. Her final Ascension art has her pointing her pistol at the screen while glaring, though the threatening nature is mitigated by her pose , her attire , and the fact it's raining.

Jamaica 18th century First appearance: Yuuichiro Higashide Illustrated by: Bonny was born to a prosperous household, a natural hooligan who eloped with a small-time punk.

Bonny later separated from her husband, raising a pirate flag together with John Rackham. Upon capturing a ship from Holland one day, Bonny met Read by chance, who had slipped onto the ship dressed as a man. Read joined with her under Rackham's command, and they endeavored as a duo due to getting along well as fellow women, devoting themselves to the ways of piracy.

It is said in many testimonies from Rackham's crew that the duo fought with greater courage than any other. This time, the two have been exceptionally summoned as a single set Servant. There are no penalties given for this, but if one collapses the other will also be unable to fight, no questions asked.

They debuted together as antagonists of the Okeanos chapter, working for Blackbeard. Anne's shirt has a window stopping just short of her navel. A couple in life, now immortalized as a dual Servant. Anne's rifle is longer than she is tall. Mary wields a cutlass that looks pretty big compared to her. If you max out their bond level, Anne more or less suggests a threesome with their Master.

Mary, alluding her disguise as a man in Calico Jack's crew, and contrasting Anne's refined watakushi. Mary's clothes hide most of it, but in stage 3 and 4 we see just how many scars she has.

Even amongst Riders, their skill set is built around critical hits, be it increasing their critical star absorption and generation rate, increasing their critical damage, and possessing a QQAAB deck, a Quick-based NP, and a Bond 10 CE that increases the party's critical hit damage to take full advantage of that. Ironically, they don't have the Riding skill to increase the power of their Quick cards and indirectly their star generation rate.

Bond of Lovebirds gets stronger the lower their HP is. If combined with the Black Holy Grail CE, it can become one of the strongest single-target attacks in the game. They're officially one Servant. In gameplay, Mary does most of the action, while Anne merely comes in when invoking skills and for the Noble Phantasm.

If Anne's in charge, they become an Archer instead as seen with their swimsuit version. During "Chaldea Summer Memory", in order to figure out where they are, Mary convinces Blackbeard to paddle out to sea so he can get a better view of the land for them.

She does this by promising him that she'll allow him to touch her anywhere once, which he agrees to immediately. When he gets back, Mary gives him a high-five for returning alive which he tiredly reciprocates. She then informs him that that counted as his reward touch. Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Well, "Huge Girl, Tiny Girl" in their case. Curiously, in dialogue sequences, it's downplayed a as Mary is made to appear taller than in the card art, coming up to just below Anne's shoulder, which is more accurate to their official heights, as there's only a height difference of 13 cm, or about 5 inches which means Anne should only be One Head Taller than Mary.

It's What I Do: They don't really have any wish for the Grail. But it's a treasure, the Grail War a fantastic adventure, and they're pirates, so they are going for it anyway.

And Mary, come that third ascension. Going by the numbers in their profile, their height gap is only 13 cm, but in their card art Mary is only as tall as Anne's waist. Mixed with a bit of polyamory as they seem to consider the two of them and their Master one. Older Than They Look: Despite her looks, Mary is actually at least 10 years older than Anne. Both of them, and they're based on two of the most famous Real Life examples. Have elements of this in 3rd and final stage. The reason why they wear bunnygirl costumes is because I-IV wanted to draw them in such a costume.

Red and Black and Evil All Over: Anne's color-scheme is mainly red and black. Additionally, together they also play this trope straight, with Anne supplying more red and Mary supplying the black. Red Oni, Blue Oni: Anne's red to Mary's blue.

Anne is friendlier from the start, but Mary is Defrosting Ice Queen. While both of them are pretty hedonistic, Anne wants more treasures and adventures when Mary just wants to roam around the world freely.

Played for laughs in "The Garden of Order", where they wind up becoming a pair of lazy slobs who never leave their apartment after Blackbeard exposes them to the convenience of the internet and online shopping. Despite being functionally two Servants, when one of them die, the other will follow not long after. The reason why only Mary is out in the field is because they have twice the hitbox otherwise and Anne using a flintlock is detrimental to her melee.

Might be an allusion from when Mary died in prison, Anne practically disappeared from record. Their Stage 4 artwork leaves very little to the imagination on what their relationship is.

Also, their Noble Phantasm's title is Bond of Lovebirds. Blackbeard even refers to them as "The Yuri Couple. France 9th century First appearance: Yuuichiro Higashide and Meteo Hoshizora Illustrated by: Astolfo is said to have been the most handsome, optimistic and completely lacking in sense out of the Twelve. A sunny adventurer at heart, Astolfo travelled all across the world getting into all sorts of fun and light-hearted adventures, acquiring a whole collection of artifacts and mystical items such as his hunting horn, magical grimoire and shining golden lance.

He befriended many legendary mounts such as the Hippogriff and even reached the Moon in the end. He first appeared in Grand Order as a cameo in the Christmas event, and had his proper debut as part of the White Day event. Curiously, he did not participate during the France chapter despite a number of other Apocrypha alumni having significant roles.

He later appears in Agartha as a main ally. In terms of gameplay, he isn't flagged with a gender because he has a skill that prevents even a Ruler from being able to tell.

That being said, he very much identifies as male and prefers male pronouns. Astolfo has forgotten the True Name of his magical grimoire, but just having it on his person grants him immunity to the vast majority of magical spells, and even a degree of protection against Command Spells. When he remembers its True Name, "Casseur di Logistilla: Destruction Declaration", reading from the grimoire allows him to cancel any magical spell or effect, with the exception of Reality Marbles.

He's cute, very girly, and also a fairly good fighter. The pink Sailor Fuku he dons during "Woman of Agartha" doesn't bother to cover the abdomen area.

Has a girly and cutesy appearance to him, complete with a slender build, a feminine dress code, and a reputation for being " beautiful beyond compare ".

When not in use it simply looks like a small horn, but when activated it turns much larger and grows a crazy-looking bunch of pipes , becoming a weapon of sonic destruction said to sound like a roaring dragon. He uses it in Agartha to counter the deafening Amazons' battle cry. Down With A Touch! However, it does need to contact with the body or at least armor of his opponent.

Striking their weapon is not enough to activate the effect. In this game however, he only uses it for attacking, the forced kneeling ability is instead a skill that can stun an enemy. Being a long-haired knight, naturally he's gotta have a braid! During his Early-Bird Cameo in the first Christmas event, he gets no respect from friend or enemy alike because he didn't show up in Orleans to fight. Santa Alter even tells him he's not getting any presents for it before finally throwing a pumpkin in his face as she and the protagonist take off, which d'Eon takes to mean that he won't show up until next year's Halloween.

Has a tendency to deliver a cutesy "Yahoo! Coy, Girlish Flirt Pose: For his idle stance. Oddly, they appear skin-colored. He's not any sort of being that would normally have fangs; they're just there to make him look cute and mischievous. One of his skills, Evaporation of Sanity, gives him something akin to a sixth sense in combat similar to Eye of the Mind or Instinct from his complete lack of common sense.

Dude Looks Like a Lady: He can easily be mistaken for a girl. He appears during the first Christmas event four months before becoming a playable Servant. Everyone there admonishes him for not showing up in Orleans to help Jeanne and Siegfried defend his own country, and Santa Alter gives him a pumpkin from the first Halloween event, which as d'Eon states is supposed to represent he'll have to wait until the next year's Halloween event to be playable.

His black ribbons, which he says are "an irresistible proof of friendship" that he used to restore peace between him and his ally Orlando. Cute, talkative, upbeat, and feminine. A braid damn near as long as Jeanne's, and yep, he is amazingly pretty. According to the Matter of France, Astolfo travelled to the Moon to retrieve Orlando's lost sanity; the Moon being the place where all things lost on Earth eventually end up.

Within the Fate universe, this means that Astolfo's "lost sanity" is also located on the Moon, and if the Moon is no longer in the sky because it is obscured or during a new moon then he regains a lot of his reasoning and tactical thinking, to the point where he can remember the True Name of his magical grimoire.

Astolfo is severely undertuned as a Servant in Grand Order , and a notorious example of how bad stats can wreck the viability of a unit. While his HP and Strength stats are okay for a Rider, his NP Generation and Critical Star Generation stats are extremely low, not appropriately compensated by his skills, and his Attack Cards have a low number of hits per card.

This makes it incredibly hard to use his Noble Phantasm or generate Critical Stars, making him especially weak for a Quick-orientated Servant. To put into perspective, he has a nearly identical skillset as Medusa with an attack steroid buff and a stun, and both have a Quick-based AoE Noble Phantasm, but Medusa's kit is arguably better and she's a star rarity lower than him. Which, "through no fault of his own," inevitably leads him to say too much. Downplayed, but he sports a streak of white hair on his pink hair.

One of his attack animations has him use his lance, the Trap of Argalia. Extremely nice to just about anyone. His lance, "Trap of Argalia: Its only magical ability is to force an opponent to kneel or cause the lower legs of a Servant to vanish with a single hit. Our Gryphons Are Different: Being a Phantasmal Beast, it also has the ability to teleport itself and its rider to the Reverse Side of the World briefly to avoid attacks, which is represented in-game by his NP granting him an Evade buff after use.

However, because overusing this ability drains Astolfo's Mana reserves rapidly , the Evade buff only lasts for three attacks. Gender inverted; he is a Servant of Black whose image colour is rose pink. Actual literature fact, no less. He barely even gets mentioned in the stories most people associate with Roland , instead getting starring roles in more light-hearted and fantasy adventure stories written during the Italian Renaissance.

Described as being "eternally optimistic". Male example, fitting the "cheery and optimistic" subtype. Which quickly leads to maximum awkwardness. It's a side effect of his Deprivation of Sanity skill. He simply cannot be trusted to keep secrets Even things like True Names or Noble Phantasms without accidentally blabbing. On the plus side it acts like Instinct in battle, letting him pick the best course of action in a fight.

To Jeanne, as they compete for the position of the most popular character in Apocrypha and beyond, and engage in silly bickering to do so.

He does whatever he wants, when he wants. If he doesn't want to use up mana for an attack, he won't. If he thinks a course of action was a good one, despite everyone around him disagreeing, he'll say so. It is also the reason he's crossdressing despite not being transgender or anything similar: So he wears it and doesn't give a damn about what others think.

This trope is the main reason he's described as Chaotic in spite of otherwise being a proud paladin. He wears a skirt, garterbelt, and thigh-high stockings, which combined with his long hair makes him look very feminine.

The reason he dresses like this is because it amused Roland and since Astolfo didn't mind, he decided to go for it. World's Most Beautiful Woman: Male example ; he is stated to be "beautiful beyond compare".

Rose pink with a streak of white. Rare male example; in this case, grade A. Scotland 1st century First appearance: Takao Aotsuki Voiced by: A young warrior-queen of the Scottish frontierlands that held off Roman might for decades before she was finally overwhelmed by Nero, after which she either killed herself to spare herself further disgrace or died of an illness.

Her name has resurfaced in Victorian Britain as the "Queen of Victory". This version represents her younger, more idealistic self before being worn by Rome. She appears as an ally in Rome, serving as Nero's main general. Stage 3 decks her out with a really fancy one of white and red, complete with fur lining. Upon her husband's death, she was to be named inheritor to his title of chief of the Iceni tribe, only to be denied that title by the occupying Roman forces.

Needless to say, she didn't let that stick for long, and led a revolution that left its impact on Britain and Rome for all of time. In Rome, she serves as a general in Nero's army and is respected by most everyone. She shows up and uses her Noble Phantasm in conjecture with Mash's in order to save the party from being annihilated by Altera's Noble Phantasm near the end of Rome. Present throughout her entire Ascension line. Seems to act like and sometimes refers to herself as one.

In the Rome segment this is especially prominent towards Mash, who she says reminds her of her little sister. It also doesn't help that when you look at it, their Noble Phantasms are almost virtually identical.

In Rome, she states that the reason she's fighting for Rome and Nero, the very enemies she fought against in life, is because she sees the United Empire as something far worse. Though like many Nasuverse characters, her eyes can also be viewed as either teal or aqua. While not to the extent of Blackbeard, she's not far behind him - her first skill is even more situational than Siegfried's, and like him, the majority of enemies it can target enemies with the Roman trait are part of the three Knights class - who Boudica, a Rider-class, deals normal damage to.

Her attack is very poor without her first skill, and while she does have a defense-based Noble Phantasm, high health, and the somewhat useful Battle Continuation, the lack of a Taunt skill and defense bonus pretty much make her a watered down version of Mash - who not only is the first servant you get in the game, but costs 0 MP to use. George, who lacks the defensive NP, but more than makes up for it by having a Taunt Skill that doubles as a defense buff, and also has Battle Continuation - and he's a 2 star.

Events treat her as a female version of Blackbeard, with the first Chaldea Summer event having her swimsuit version be a 3-star CE, and the second one had her change class into an Avenger because said CE was one players tended to burn, and she didn't get a swimsuit version. Her Sword of Boudica is actually a complete subversion.

It's just a fancy sword, explicitly pointed out to NOT have properties like Excalibur's. It can fire bolts of energy, but they're not that impressive.

It's not holy or made by fairies, it doesn't have a promise of victory, or anything amazing. All its power comes from Boudica's own belief that her sword will bring her victory. Her bond five line has her stating that she doesn't hate the protagonist before reprimanding herself for speaking so unclearly and coming out and saying that she loves them, both as a Master and person.

More of a buckler in her case. Definitely qualifies as this, considering her backstory. When Rome denied her the inheritance of tribal leadership following her husband's death, then publicly flogged her and raped her daughters, she responded by uniting the other tribes of Britannia and leading a revolution that nearly pushed the Romans out of their territory.

Her forces razed Londinium what is now modern day London with such ferocity that there are still scorch marks four metres below London, which archaeologists refer to as "The Boudica Destruction Layer. Briefly subjects Mash to this upon declaring herself her sister in Rome. A victim of early game bad design. She's specialized in fighting Romans and being a defensive support Servant, but she's the wrong class to fight the largely knight class Romans, she doesn't have the stats to pull it off anyway and her support options are pretty weak.

Namely, once her NP upgrade rolled around people floated the idea that maybe she could be a budget Mashu since their NPs have very similar effects, only to realize that she can hardly be budget Mashu when she uses more cost. As a result she's generally considered to be a strong contender for worst Servant in the game let alone for her rarity.

States that part of the reason she fights to protect Rome may have to do with her guilt for the deaths of the innocents in Londinium and she seeks to spare Rome's citizens a similar fate. Has Battle Continuation, which manifests as resurrection after taking a lethal hit in the game. From her stage two card onwards. Before that she is wearing what appears to be a bikini and sleeves.

She was never good , but she's the go to example for why early game Servants tend to be really bad or at least required a lot of buffs to make them workable. Newer Servants tend to have much more synergy in their kits and less terrible Situational Sword abilities. From Stage 2 onward she has waist-length hair. There's a notable discrepancy between her Servant personality and the account of living witnesses in Rome.

The Boudica as Servant is notably a kind-hearted older sister type who tends the wounds of her hated enemies, while the Boudica Nero remembers was the barbarian queen whose shadow was so large for the Roman, Nero doesn't even realized she already died several years prior Septem storyline. Most telling is her Noble Phantasm; the wheels of her chariot, AKA the dreaded Boudica Spikes , are used to shield her comrades, not to maim her enemies.

It is hinted that the stark difference is because of the nature of Heroic Spirits which makes them All-Powerful Bystander by default because their 'story' as a hero ended by their death, thus old revenge is below them. That said, she has several lines that imply she still has hard feelings against Nero and that if the United Empire wasn't a bigger threat she'd be right back to fighting her during the Rome singularity.

It's implied her vengeance towards the Romans qualifies her for the Avenger class. Her lines in "Garden of Order" show her darker emotions of fury at the Romans. I won't go back. There's no place for me to go back to. We were the king's only family. My daughter and I were all he had.

That's why I was going to inherit the throne Yet I was told women have no right to inheritence I tried to distract myself with the cause of "saving humanity. I won't let anybody get in my way, no matter who it is! Even worse than Siegfried , who at least has a damaging NP and the occasional Lancer Dragon to work with.

She has a skill that lets her deal extra damage to Romans, but since most of them are knight classes this is pretty much worthless with only Nero Caster and Caligula being weak to her. She's one of the game's tallest female characters, and has an impressive figure. All the better for hugging Mash! She has high HP, her Noble Phantasm gives the party a two layer defensive buff that lasts for one and three turns respectively and after being upgraded will provide an attack buff for three turns , and her Battle Continuation skill means she can quickly bounce back from a fatal hit.

On the other hand, she has low attack and an incredibly situational skill that only provides bonus damage against Roman enemies which only mostly appear in Rome and come in one of the three Knight classes. Her stage one outfit lacks any kind of protection for her lower body and leaves very little to your imagination.

She is very good at cooking as mentioned during the Valentine event by Shakespeare and Emiya, and her chocolate gift is an entire cake that she originally meant to share with others before giving the entire thing to the protagonist. Even Altera went to her for help for making chocolate. Nero claimed she might be younger than the barbarian queen she remembered. Bahamas 17thth century First appearance: Edward Teach, better known as "Blackbeard", was probably the most notorious pirate in the world, with records of his acts of savagery throughout the West Indies striking fear to sailor and pirate alike, even his own men.

It took a surprise attack from the Royal Navy to finally put an end to his reign of terror, with the dreaded pirate defiant to the bitter end.

He's an antagonist in Okeanos and a minor ally in Chaldea Summer. His ship, Queen Anne's Revenge , gets stronger when boarded by heroes. With more heroes boarding the ship, its reputation as the most fearsome vessel in the world becomes more assured and the ship as Noble Phantasm will gain popularity boost according to this. He uses his fists, and a wicked -looking hook after Stage 2. Although replacing barbarism with piracy. Beware the Silly Ones: He is the most famous of all pirates, no matter how much of a dork he can be, and can prove to be a fearsome opponent.

Except in the comedy-based events, where his main role is to be the Butt-Monkey of the cast. Blade Below the Shoulder: He gains a wrist-mounted hook in his first ascension. His interest in little girls like Illya is mostly played for laughs and he never actually does anything besides proclaim how much he loves little girls and would like to meet them.

The closest he's ever come to actually doing anything physical is in the Chaldea Summer event with Mary Read and he's easily repelled by the others. This might be slightly due to a myth that Edward Teach's wife, Mary Ormond, was 14 years old when they married.

However, there isn't any historical evidence supporting this. Revenge of Queen Anne. Parodied during "Garden of Order" where he turns Anne Bonny and Mary Read into lazy, slobbish shut-ins after introducing them to the cheap, sedentary thrills of the internet.

He harasses Mash and Euryale with his eyes and his reason for getting the Grail is dubious. Blackbeard is set up to be the main scourge of the Okeanos segment of the game, but is defeated and stands down halfway through the segment, being replaced as an antagonist by Jason.

Face Death with Dignity: He doesn't seem too upset at all as he dies in Okeanos despite being betrayed by Hektor. In fact, he's rather jovial through his Last Words , laughing about how he got to keep his head and flirting with Drake.

The Friend Nobody Likes: Pretty much everybody in Okeanos treats him without respect, including his own crew. Hektor is the only one who's actually sane and somewhat respects him, if only because he was clever enough to always keep the Grail in his possession and keep a hand on his gun to shoot any who would try to take it.

He really likes kids, which unfortunately gets him Mistaken for Pedophile by the protagonist. The Genie Knows Jack Nicholson: His references come out of nowhere. He conscripts Spartacus and Mephistopheles to wage war on "normies" during the first Valentine's Day event because he didn't receive any chocolates.

In the Japanese, this was against "riajuus", which is a term that explicitly refers to people with fulfillment in real life, ie. Told you his wish was dubious. Seems to be implied with one of his Personal Skills, Honor of Pirates.

If It's You, It's Okay: While he normally targets girls, it's implied that he's attracted to Astolfo and d'Eon. His third skill has a bonus heal on female Servants, which also works on both Astolfo and d'Eon keep in mind that due to their in game genders, they aren't usually affected by things that would only affect females , and when both of them are in a schoolgirl outfit and a maid outfit respectively and they are trying to conceal their true names in the Nightless Castle by calling out ridiculous names for themselves the protagonist has the option of asking Mash to send a recording to Blackbeard.

Due to Blackbeard's Otaku status, it was probably an intentional reference to the Otokonoko genre. During Okeanos, Mash refers to him as "Mistah Blackbeard" after he introduces himself as such. While not without his strengths, he's more or less the game's Dan Hibiki during the main story and side events. Come Nero Fest , he is paired up with Hector and instead of getting a formidable moniker like every other squad, their team is named Enjoy Nero Fest and then put on the very bottom rung of the tournament's preliminaries.

Last Chance Hit Point: If that last effect is activated, he will be revived with only 1 single hit point no matter how high the Skill is leveled. While dying, he asks Drake to hold him until he finally dies. This is changed in the English version to them bantering together as he dies. As stated above, he's got an A rank in Endurance. He's so confident in his durability that he offers to be Altria Lily's training dummy for her Noble Phantasm training during "Saber Wars" with perverted ulterior motives , of course.

To his credit, he manages to get back up after being hit in the groin by Lily's Caliburn twice in a row. Summoning Queen Anne's Revenge allows him to devastate his opponents with a barrage of cannonfire. He can talk really fast at times. Usually when saying something ridiculous. No Shirt, Long Jacket: After getting a coat in his third ascension stage.

He's definitely weird, but it's implied at several points he intentionally plays it up to keep people from taking him seriously as a threat. Hektor himself praises him in Okeanos for always keeping the Grail on his person and always having one hand on a gun, to the point he had to wait until Blackbeard was at death's door fighting the protagonist to finally steal it off him.

He also appears during Rider of the Resistance's Interlude, where he's present amongst Moriarty and Mephistopheles as the 'villains group' that Columbus is a part of and confessed his two-faced nature with. Considering this is Columbus we're talking about, Blackbeard seems to be really good in this trope.

Off with His Head! He mentions during Okeanos that this was how he died in real life. When he does die in Okeanos, he's rather happy about keeping it this time. It actually happens to him again in "ServaFes " when he makes the mistake of sneaking up on Ushiwakamaru.

He's able to activate Pirate's Honor in time and survives, confusing everyone who saw his head go flying. He is stated to wield a gun just like pirates do, however his artwork doesn't depict him possessing one nor he does use one for his in-game attacks. Enjoys looking at cute girls a bit too much, his interlude is about looking for Doujinshi at Pirate Comiket, he speaks like he's typing on 2ch, and then there's his stage 4 art.

No one, not even his profile, is quite sure of where that comes from. Even his Valentine presents are explicit doujin! Mash grumbles that while he was a troublesome enemy, he became a nigh-useless ally once he was actually summoned to Chaldea.

His Stage 4 artwork is this in spades. As he goes from the downright intimidating Stage 3 artwork to playing with figures of Mash and Marie. Inverted during Kara no Kyoukai - you have to fight him as a part of the fight against Anne Bonny and Mary Reed, but he's presented as a Giant Space Flea from Nowhere - he's mentioned during the cutscene, but he doesn't appear at all outside of the fight.

True Love Is Exceptional: His Belligerent Sexual Tension with Drake actually seems more serious than his lolicon thing , and she's very much not his usual type. He repeatedly brings this up as a diss against her, but he's clearly just hiding his true feelings Even after getting a Badass Longcoat in his Stage 3 artwork, he still bares his chest. England 16th century First appearance: Arco Wada Voiced by: An adventurer, privateer and fleet commander.

Her feats include the circumnavigation of Earth and living to tell the tale, and opening the path for England to become the supreme ruler of the Age of Discovery. She is also famous for defeating the mighty Spanish Armada, causing the de facto collapse of Spain; considering that Spain was described as "an empire upon which the Sun will never set", this earned Drake the title of "The Woman Who Brought Down The Sun". Although a man in history, Drake appears in the Fate universe as a woman.

A possible reason could be that no-one in her time treated Drake as a woman, leading historians to assume she must have been a man; according to one sailor at the time, it would be have been considered a sign of disrespect.

She's the main ally for the Okeanos chapter. A twisted version of her appears in Agartha as an antagonist. Despite being considered male by her crew, her normal outfit leaves little to the imagination and is open right down to the top of her stomach. Actually saved humanity before when she defeated Poseidon who was going to drown humanity. She didn't do it out of any good intention, but because he was annoying her. She's a pirate mostly motivated by getting more and more treasure, but she's pretty friendly about the whole thing.

Barring his Noble Phantasm's teamwork quirk and middling chance to reduce an enemy's NP charge and his unique Gentleman's Love Skill, Blackbeard is painfully inferior to Drake, who not only has a stronger version of Voyager of the Storm in her repertoire, but also didn't have to sacrifice her Class' Riding ability to use it.

As part of promotion for Agartha, her sprite and animations were given an overhaul. In Extra she was all but a tutorial boss. In Grand Order , she gets the starring role of the Okeanos chapter, and turns out to be a lot stronger without Shinji holding her back. Don't call her "old" unless you want to be shot out of a cannon.

Best Her to Bed Her: After the Protagonist beats her, she mentions they can do anything they want with her since she lost. This includes having sex with her. BFG Her usual flintlocks, while strangely free of ammo problems, are relatively normal sized.

Her ship's culverin cannons, however, are huge even by cannon standards, and she can summon them out of thin air to blast her opponents, Gate of Babylon-style.

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