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Is it affect or effect? I do speak Russian. I talk to my parents a few times a week. It affects me 2. In the 80s it probably affected me 4. Eventually what started as a youthful disdain of Ruskies transformed into a much broader disdain for me throughout my adolescence.

I also was probably [most likely —ed. It was most likely a destructive cycle that ended sometime around 11th grade. On a side note, a friend of mine recently told me that in third grade our teacher told her to stop being friends with me because I was a loser and as proof showed her my standardized test scores.

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I think the next day she ran into some friends of hers that happened to be behind us at the show and had a eleven or twelve year old child with them. I think they thought it was funny, but Megan might have been a little embarrassed.

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