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Skip to the article , or search this site. This is a long-term relationship! This is not just an excuse to show her his dick! She knows that dick. See, some people are able to really express their emotions. For them, the holidays are about feelings. Marriage is not for everyone, you know? He strikes me as a one-woman man, though. This woman is his shining star! It would demean her, and his love, to give her a trinket, or to surrender to some TV commercial with a Lexus with a red bow on it.

Laugh at him if you must: Motherfucker is doing arts and crafts for his beloved. Perhaps our best friend told them what to buy. Perhaps it was from a Gawker gift guide.

Is that what we wanted, truly? This is a gift bag era! Any asshole can take a gift bag he received last year, put something sparkly into it, and then shove a handful of tissue paper on top.

And, by all accounts, he made a smooth, rounded hole, which is not done easily with a dull pair of jab-by scissors. This is much harder than tossing some glitter into a card. Again, this is a leap of faith. You can only put your dick in one box at a time. Had he bought two, Emma Thompson would never have cried. Oh, to be sure, he could have cut holes in a variety of boxes and risked terrible paper cuts and chafing.

This dick is for her. Now, here is where he abases himself to her. Will she like it? Will she agree to open said box? What if that flaccid I assume dick disappoints her? He is naked and vulnerable before the world. Christmas; dick in a box Hanukkah; dick in a box Kwanzaa; a dick in a box. He is out there every single day, putting his dick in a box for her. Yeah, the bloom may be off the rose after the first time, but are you not negatively impacted by our novelty-seeking culture? Read some Eckhart Tolle, or some shit.

Be the sort of person who sees that dick in a box for what it is: Nicole is an Editor of The Toast. Skip to the top of the page , search this site , or read the article again. This could be you, but your man went to Jared like a sheep. We Wrote a Book! We pay every one! Support The Toast Close this.

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